Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
