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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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