I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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