am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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