Having a random hookup so left but love u
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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