Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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