THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i've created a new STD.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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