i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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