Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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