turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Randomize
