Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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