I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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