I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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