just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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