walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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