i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
So squirting runs in the family.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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