i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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