so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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