This is not my ceiling
are you so shy because you have an std?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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