problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
