Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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