My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
