I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I didn't notice because vodka
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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