That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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