I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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