so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
