Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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