id be glad to
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Randomize
