I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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