Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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