And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
