so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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