dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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