so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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