Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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