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Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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