I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize
