Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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