Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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