Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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