Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm at about main and main street
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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