Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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