there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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