He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
it was like eating out sand paper
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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