erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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