the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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