so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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