Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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