Your tits are I can't wait for
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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