i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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